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Funny Home Owner Quotes & Sayings
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Unknown
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What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
Unknown
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Even the most piddling life is of momentous consequence to its owner.
James Wolcott
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
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It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
Jonathan Swift
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As a part owner, I'm going to be not only an admirer... but a nervous wreck.
Roger Staubach
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Home wasn't built in a day.
Jane Sherwood Ace
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
Jarod Kintz
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
Carrot Top
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
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To feel at home, stay at home.
Clifton Fadiman
46 Likes
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My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be at home.
Tina Turner
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Home is home, though it be homely
English Proverb
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The place where I had so much success as a driver would be where I had my first win as a team owner.
Bobby Rahal
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I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n, My name is furl I'm the owner of the building,
Mac Dre
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The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.
Jim McMahon
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Of all created comforts, God is the lender; you are the borrower, not the owner.
Ernest Rutherford
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The most difficult owner for me was the late George Marshall of Washington.
Pete Rozelle
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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