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Funny Home Owner Quotes & Sayings
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Groucho Marx
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But even though all this was going on at home, if someone had tried to take me away and put me in a children's home, I couldn't have handled it. Even though my mother was very brutal, it was my home.
Lynn Johnston
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker
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Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.
Unknown
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert Frost
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Home hard to know what it is if youve never had one Home I cant say where it is but I know I'm going home That's where the hurt is
U2
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A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere
Mel Gibson
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So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.
Peter Jurasik
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For the two of us, home isnt a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.
Unknown
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If you factor in not just who's doing what at home, but how much more time working fathers are spending on work outside the home, on average they spend two hours more per day outside the home.
James Levine
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Money has no permanent owner.
Robert D Dangoor
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I am the guardian of power, not its owner.
Vicente Fox
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Oh, to be home again, home again, home again! Under the apple-boughs, down by the mill!
James Thomas Fields
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
Unknown
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home is not home without mom.
Arushi Tanwar
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