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Funny How Guys Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny How Guys" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.
Eugene Levy
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Dane Cook
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
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There was one time where it got really crazy with Miley and the paparazzi, and I wasn't there. The next day, I found every single one of those guys and said, 'Guys, this is man-to-man; put your cameras down, and let me talk to you.' We sat underneath a shaded tree, and I said, 'Look, my little girl is 15, and you guys scared her to death. Get yourselves together!' They apologized, and it's been different ever since.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance.
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I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
David Zucker
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The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people.
Miranda Otto
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Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.
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