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Funny In Israel Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny In Israel" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Israel's capital will never again be a divided city, a city with a wall at its center, a city in which two flags fly. This city, will, in its entirety, absorb immigrants, welcome pilgrims and be the eternal capital of Israel forever.
Yitzhak Shamir
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The Bush Administration's failure to be consistently involved in helping Israel achieve peace with the Palestinians has been both wrong for our friendship with Israel, as well as badly damaging to our standing in the Arab world.
Barack Obama
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Surely there is no enchantment against Jacob, neither is there any divination against Israel: according to this time it shall be said of Jacob and of Israel, What hath God wrought! Behold, the people shall rise up as a great lion, and lift up himself as a young lion: he shall not lie down until he eat of the prey, and drink the blood of the slain.
Bible
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I have also written a book about the Giving of the Torah, and a book on the Days of Awe, and a book on the books of Israel that have been written since the day the Torah was given to Israel.
Shmuel Y Agnon
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Israel has always been pro-American. Israel will always be pro-American.
Benjamin Netanyahu
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And it shall be the prince's part to give burnt offerings, and meat offerings, and drink offerings, in the feasts, and in the new moons, and in the sabbaths, in all solemnities of the house of Israel: he shall prepare the sin offering, and the meat offering, and the burnt offering, and the peace offerings, to make reconciliation for the house of Israel.
Bible
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Everything changes but change.
Israel Zangwill
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I've seen it all, done it all, known it all.
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
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Wherever you go, God be with you.
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
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I am against any reconciliation with Israel.
Hassan Nasrallah
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All of the land of Israel is ours.
Yitzhak Shamir
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Since its very inception, Israel has been a threat.
Bashar Al-Assad
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None of us and none of the Arabs trust Israel.
Bashar Al-Assad
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It should be known that Israel is based on treachery.
Bashar Al-Assad
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I never believed that Israel had the right to exist at all.
Tom Paulin
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Everyone who supports Israel is a Zionist.
Tom Paulin
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I will stand with Israel if they are attacked.
Barack Obama
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