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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true? Cuz Ive been in love before and I found that love was more than just holding hands.
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If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true? Cuz Ive been in love before and I found that love was more than just holding hands.
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Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfu..in drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.
Katt Williams
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Im really good on my own. I was good in my early teens, and then I got really bad at being alone for like 10 years. And then for the last decade Ive developed such a love of my independence that I have to go, Okay, youve had dinner by yourself three nights in a row, now you have to see your friends.
Drew Barrymore
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Life takes your dreams and turns them upside down. Friends talk about you when youre not around. People make promises that they never keep and Ive come to realize talk is cheap.
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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When I needed you, to satisfy my soul You turn your back and said that my love was getting cold. Now you're coming back, one minute takes you back. Ive got somebody new that loves me more than you.
Laurel Aitken
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It sounds crazy but I love to window-shop. My favorite stores are on Manhattans Fifth Avenue. I can spend hours looking at the new collections in Fendi, Tiffany & Co and Louis Vuitton. I used to do it when I didnt have money and it reminds me of how far Ive come.
Jennifer Lopez
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One way to stay grounded in the entertainment industry is to surround yourself with very good people that will constantly remind you how uncool you are. It helps that I have an amazing family and I have really great friends that Ive had since I was a little kid and theyre all still around me, reminding me how lame I am.
Lauren Conrad
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Ive seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome. Her heart is working too hard now; if it should fail there wont be anything for me to do. -Carlisle Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Ive been drinking a lot. But I dont want to go into all that, because its really a personal, traumatic thing. Everybodys worried and concerned about me. When I drink, I become a maniac. This is the hardest thing anyone has to go through. You wake up and the reality hits you.
David Arquette
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Insomnia is an increasing problem. Ive become swayed that sleep disorders are conceivably the most unnoticed, ignored, underrated reason of health as well as performance problems in the place of work.
Sean Sullivan
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Im not one of those people who cant eat carbs. I eat a lot. I do. I run four miles a day on the treadmill. I know that works for me, so Ive kind of trained myself. I do lift weights. Im not very good at soccer.
Victoria Beckham
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I cant believe my lil guy is already 7-months-old, ahhhh I feel like he was just born yesterday!!!!! Watching baby Hank grow has been the most incredible gift Ive ever been given, and each day I feel like Im seeing him for the first time!
Kendra Wilkinson
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Oh, how many nights Ive cried from the things you do, felt like I could die from the shit you put me through.
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There is research that shows that kids involved in music do so much better with all school work math, science, English, as well as with their overall creativity and focus. Ive been doing this since I was five years old and needs to be back in schools. It comes from the heart and kids need that.
LeAnn Rimes
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I havent done a single rep in a long time and its not a strong man type thing. I just work out for reps...work out to stay in shape. Ive got a sweet tooth, dude.
Terry Crews
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If I can have another chance, I will take back the words Ive said I apologize for causing you pain and hurting your feelings. I hope you can find forgiveness in your heart.
Azgraybebly Josland
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