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Funny Jesus Q Quotes & Sayings
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I got this Jesus tattoo on my wrist when I was 18 because I know that it's always going to be a part of me. When I'm playing, it's staring right back at me, saying, 'Remember where you came from.'
Katy Perry
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Jesus arrived just like He died. Praise to our humble servant-King!
Unknown
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We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus, and just turn it over to Him. Through the support I think the sacrifices will be made and we'll all be cool with it.
Stacie Orrico
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If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
Joel Osteen
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It is quite possible that we can do greater things than Jesus, for what is written in the Bible about him is poetically embellished
Albert Einstein
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Faith is accepting the truth that if lasting personal change were possible it wouldn't have been necessary for Jesus, the Redeemer, to come.
Unknown
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God sent Jesus as an example to see if we could retain and maintain the Holy Spirit in human flesh.
Benny Hinn
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What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Jesus Christ
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I love Jesus and I'm a Christian. But who am I to judge someone for being gay? Maybe I don't agree, but Everyone sins. Hypocrites.
Unknown
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They still had the Lord Chamberlain, so we had this idiotic censorship. We were allowed three Jesus Christs instead of 10. Why three were OK, I don't know.
Uta Hagen
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No revolution that has ever taken place in society can be compared to that which has been produced by the words of Jesus Christ.
Mark Hopkins
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Jesus spoke out against the spiritual corruption of the Pharisees but NEVER against abortion or homos..uality, that's your preachers words!
Unknown
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You can't be evangelical and associate yourself with Jesus and what he says about the poor and just have no other domestic concerns than tax cuts for
Jim Wallis
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Starbuck's drinks are pretty much Jesus in a beverage.
Unknown
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Excess into muscle. Jesus pill binge. Water into wine. Devil in a syringe.
Angelspit
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Jesus isn't a logo, I'm not promoting some company, some brand. I'm just professing my faith.
Stephen Baldwin
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We cannot become distracted, When things appear impossible and your situation challenging, keep your eyes on Jesus and keep moving forward!
TD Jakes
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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