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Funny Job Advertisement Quotes & Sayings
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
Jerome K Jerome
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I believe in advertisement and media completely. My art and my personal life are based in it. I think that the art world would probably be a tremendous reservoir for everybody involved in advertising.
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Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
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I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
Debbi Fields
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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Congratulations on taking your old job back.
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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'Remember, nothing says good job, like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind!' - s..ual Harassment Training Video
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost.
Frank P Louchheim
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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