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Funny Joke One Direction Quotes & Sayings
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To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief.
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You shouldn't be dating someone without the intent to marry them. Dating isn't a joke. Its purpose is to find the life partner created for you.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T S Eliot
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way
Sammy Hagar
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When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
Lionel Strachey
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
Unknown
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it
GK Chesterton
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.
Miroslav Vitous
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
David Sedaris
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My life has been one great big joke, A dance that's walked, A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke, When I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Mark Twain
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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