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Better no law than law not enforced
Danish Proverb
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Someone says a name you don't know and you ask 'Oh which case is that?'
Unknown
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The truth is, one can work for another ten years and be playing parts, pushing yourself as hard as you can, and you are still accused of that. You're still tainted with that brush. I'm not called Jude Law, I have three names; I'm called 'Hunk Jude Law' or 'Heartthrob Jude Law'. In England anyway, that's my full name. That's the cheap language that's thrown around, that sums you up in one little bracket. It doesn't look at your life. But if one looks beyond, there is actually a little bit more.
Jude Law
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You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy Chase
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This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single.
Unknown
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If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones, it's going to break bones. What makes me a little bit higher risk is that if I break my right ankle again, I've got a bunch of screws and plates in there, and that would not be good.
Al Unser
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There is an orderliness in the universe, there is an unalterable law governing everything and every being that exists or lives. It is no blind law; for no blind law can govern the conduct of living beings.
Mohandas Gandhi
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
Cher
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H L Mencken
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Classmate after a final: 'So how'd you do?' Me: 'Nailed it or failed it.'
Unknown
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We will have a border that is open for business, open for tourism, open for legitimate travelers; but that is closed to terrorists and drug pushers and smugglers and others who seek to break the law.
Paul Cellucci
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Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
Unknown
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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Let's discuss the company's health benefits during our smoke break.
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OLS can the trial court rule in flavor.
Unknown
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Unknown
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So if you go to jail for contempt, is that considered billable hours?
Unknown
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I give off rather mixed messages about the law. On the one hand, I can honestly say I don't miss working in a law office. On the other hand I do enjoy watching the law and while the profession may have its problems, I have sold zillions of books out of magnifying them.
John Grisham
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