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Funny Long Bio Quotes & Sayings
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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There's plenty for me to do. There are more albums. I'll record as long as I can and as long as my voice works as well as it does now and for as long as people want to hear me.
Tom Jones
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So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it
Baruch Spinoza
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So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it
Baruch Spinoza
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I might have lived long enough to learn all this in the long haul, but I would have been just another soul taking up time and space for a long spell before I learned.
Lou Rawls
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
Robert Brault
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
Unknown
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I would have had my patent long, long ago, and it would have run out long, long ago. I would have made, maybe, $100.000, much less that the patent has brought me now.
Gordon Gould
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
Tina Yothers
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates.
Unknown
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I used to go on auditions, not intending to be funny, but people would laugh, and it would throw me. I think there's just something weird about me. I'm just odd. Really, I didn't know who the hell I was for a long time. I'm only now just figuring it out.
Leslie Mann
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
Unknown
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
Unknown
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Hussein Nishah
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Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
Unknown
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The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
A J P Taylor
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Noel Coward
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