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Funny Long Speeches Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Long Speeches" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
Lydia Lunch
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I have said consistently both in my papers and in my speeches - which you heard in the primary campaign - that I will continue to phase out the Capital Stock and Franchise tax.
Ed Rendell
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
G B Trudeau
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Few speeches which have produced an electrical effect on an audience can bear the colourless photography of a printed record.
Archibald Philip Primrose
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
Brian Weis
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Dad, thanks for struggling with your homos..uality long enough to sire me.
Unknown
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge
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Between speeches and awards, you can find something to do every other week. It's hard to write. Your focus gets splintered. Once you put one thing in your calendar, that month is gone.
August Wilson
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The next day the two sisters went to the ball, and so did Cinderella, but dressed more magnificently than before. The King's son was always by her side, and his pretty speeches to her never ceased.
Charles Perrault
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There were speeches made in Congress in the very last session before the outbreak of the Rebellion, so ferocious as to show that their authors were under the influence of a real frenzy.
Edward Everett
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Your patience would fail you if I should continue to relate all the disrespectful speeches and treatment which your servants have been obliged to listen to and patiently to bear.
Peter Stuyvesant
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
Bill Walton
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