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Funny Long Speeches Quotes & Sayings
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So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it
Baruch Spinoza
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I might have lived long enough to learn all this in the long haul, but I would have been just another soul taking up time and space for a long spell before I learned.
Lou Rawls
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
Robert Brault
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
Unknown
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After the dinner is over, After the servers have gone, After the coffee and mint-drops, After the very last song; Then come the speeches and laughter, And we settle ourselves for a smoke, In the hope that one of the speakers Will tell us a really goo.
Unknown
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One reason I do the live shows - and the monthly speeches at public radio stations - is to remind myself that people hear the show, that it has an audience, that it exists in the world. It's so easy to forget that.
Ira Glass
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I would have had my patent long, long ago, and it would have run out long, long ago. I would have made, maybe, $100.000, much less that the patent has brought me now.
Gordon Gould
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I used to go on auditions, not intending to be funny, but people would laugh, and it would throw me. I think there's just something weird about me. I'm just odd. Really, I didn't know who the hell I was for a long time. I'm only now just figuring it out.
Leslie Mann
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I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
Tina Yothers
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Since There are so many questions about what the president was doing over 30 years ago, what is it that he did after his honorable discharge from the National Guard? Did he make speeches alongside Jane Fonda denouncing America's racist war in Vietnam?
Jeff Gannon
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Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results not attributes.
Peter F Drucker
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
Unknown
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Hussein Nishah
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
Unknown
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
A J P Taylor
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Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
Unknown
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