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Funny Long Speeches Quotes & Sayings
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We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over.
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It has since been agreed that speeches given in English will be translated into French and vice versa, and even into German and Italian when necessary. No doubt translations into Esperanto will also soon be in demand.
Fredrik Bajer
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That has always seemed to me one of the stranger aspects of literary fame: you prove your competence as a writer and an inventor of stories, and then people clamour for you to make speeches and tell them what you think about the world.
J M Coetzee
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There needs to be a planned series of speeches, interviews, etc., over the next two or three months by administration officials and other public figures talking about President Ford, what he is trying to do and what he has accomplished.
Robert Teeter
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During the presidential primaries of 1940, I received a request from the Democratic National Committee to sing God Bless America before the speeches.
Kate Smith
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When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.
Paula Poundstone
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I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.
Unknown
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But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.
Rick Allen
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.
Jonah Hill
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Unknown
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Speeches are for the younger men who are going places. And I'm not going anyplace except six feet under the floor of that little chapel adjoining the museum and library at Abilene.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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The problem with speeches isn't so much not knowing when to stop, as knowing when not to begin.
Frances Rodman
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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Will Rogers
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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Will Rogers
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Better pointed bullets than pointed speeches
Otto Von Bismarck
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Democracy is not about making speeches. It is about making committees work.
Alan Bullock
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Speeches that are measured by the hour will die with the hour.
Thomas Jefferson
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