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Funny Male Best Friend Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Male Best Friend" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
The Maugles
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
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In those days, male dancers were a rarer breed than women. as they are still today, A good male dancer, one as strong as we were, was very difficult to come by if you couldn't afford to pay them.
Twyla Tharp
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Unknown
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Unknown
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
Jo Brand
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Relationships these days: One male, one female, one ex trying to mess it up & one friend secretly hoping it ends.
Unknown
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection between male and female.
Hugh Hefner
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The higher mental development of woman, the less possible it is for her to meet a congenial male who will see in her, not only s.., but also the human being, the friend, the comrade and strong individuality, who cannot and ought not lose a single trait of her character.
Emma Goldman
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Real friends don' t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you even something more offensive
Unknown
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is you.
Unknown
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When we first talked to each other I knew we would always be friends. Our friendship has kept on growing and I'll be here for you to the end. You listen when I have a problem and help dry the tears from my face. You take away my sorrow and put happiness in its place. We can't forget the fun we've had. Laughing 'til our faces turn blue. Talking of things only we find funny. People think we're insane. If they only knew! I guess this is my way of saying thanks for catching me when I fall. Thanks once again for being such a good friend and being here with me through it all.
Unknown
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If God is male, then male is God. The divine patriarch castrates women as long as he is allowed to live on in the human imagination.
Mary Daly
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I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!
Ritu Ghatourey
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
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And it's absolutely true that male s..ual behaviour and female responses to male demands change a lot when they start communicating - and the levels of the communication that I've seen on the ground in very, very poor areas are so high and I think why don't we have that here?
Emma Thompson
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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A best friend is hard to find, a treasure to keep and a person to trust. They forgive you without knowing and teach you how to be a better friend.
Terry Mark
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