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Funny Male Best Friend Quotes & Sayings
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A good friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg! Even though they know you're slightly cracked!
Unknown
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
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A single loyal friend is worth more than a house full of pesky relatives.
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There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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As long as male behavior is taken to be the norm, there can be no serious questioning of male traits and behavior. A norm is by definition a standard for judging; it is not itself subject to judgment.
Myriam Miedzian
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bi...es. It's a very male-chauvinist word. I resent it deeply. A person who's a bi... would seem to be mean for no reason. I'm not a mean person. Maybe I'm rude without being aware of it - that's possible.
Barbra Streisand
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Ironically, feminism hasn't destroyed male chauvinism at all. It has destroyed womanhood.
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If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of s.., of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn't repel them.
Camille Paglia
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And we reduce almost all male-female problems by working on both the female and the male. And that usually means having both s..es take responsibility.
Warren Farrell
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
Joe Bob Briggs
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery. A male friend in the fashion industry once asked me, 'Why is make-up any different to getting Botox?' I said I didn't think it was a fair comparison, make-up is removable, it's not permanent. But changing the natural chemical state of who you are? I'm not sure.
Teri Hatcher
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A friend gives hope when your life is low, a friend is place wen you have no place to go, a friend is a precious, a friend is you.
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I have been naked in a lot of my movies. I just think theres something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine. Ryan Reynolds, sure, it makes sense why hed strip down. But not me. I shouldnt be allowed to do it.
Paul Rudd
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I love my best friend. Every time anything happens to me, she is the first one I want to talk about. The best friend maybe is not perfect but no matter what happens she is the one who I turn to, when I'm down and need an ear.
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We're friends,you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass!
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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
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