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Funny Mini Heart Attack Quotes & Sayings
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I will not attack your doctrines nor your creeds if they accord liberty to me. If they hold thought to be dangerous, if they aver that doubt is a crime, then I attack them one and all, because they enslave the minds of men.
Robert Ingersoll
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Our task force put to sea in early January 1942, to attack the Japanese in the Marshall and Gilbert islands, but the mission was called off on the eve of the attack.
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I will not attack your doctrines nor your creeds if they accord liberty to me. If they hold thought to be dangerous - if they aver that doubt is a crime, then I attack them one and all, because they enslave the minds of men.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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Nobody gets a nervous breakdown or a heart attack from selling kerosene to gentle country folk from the back of a tanker in Somerset.
Roald Dahl
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It's been 11 years since our country was under attack, and it still seems like it was yesterday. God bless the families who had loved...
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Let's keep all the families who were involved with the 9/11 attack in our thoughts and prayers.
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If you attack stupidity you attack and entrenched interest with friends in government and every walk of public life, and you will make small progress against it.
Samuel Marchbanks
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If you attack stupidity you attack and entrenched interest with friends in government and every walk of public life, and you will make small progress against it.
Samuel Marchbanks
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They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
Willie Aames
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A month ago I gave a chick a hundred stacks, straight in Neiman Marcus young bi... had a heart attack.
Rick Ross
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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
Erik Satie
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Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Charlie Sheen
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Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Charlie Sheen
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i feel like I'm on the verge of having a heart attack. Being independent is not easy; not yet
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I still can't believe you asked mini Chewbacca to the winter formal!
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One of the most fun inventions of my lifetime is the Mini.
James Dyson
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Leave me with your bi... in a mini-skirt and I might serve her.
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I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.
Eugene Ormandy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
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