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Funny Mosquito Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Mosquito" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
Unknown
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What's the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.
Unknown
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I've been attacked my a mosquito and I need some help.
Lo Bosworth
5 Likes
A mulatto. An albino. A mosquito. My libido. Yay!
Nirvana
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I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.
Kenneth Williams
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The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Benito Mussolini
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I just premeditated the murder of this mosquito fu..ing with me. Thug life.
Unknown
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If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Betty Reese
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If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Betty Reese
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I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin.
Stephen Bayne
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If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Betty Reese
2 Likes
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I don't believe in the devil until I get a mosquito bite on top of a sunburn...
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I did my best work in The Mosquito Coast. I know it wasn't such a big hit, but for me it was more meaningful than anything else I'd ever done.
River Phoenix
4 Likes
I have the attention span of a mosquito from multitasking and all the things that have affected my poor little brain.
Ian Somerhold
4 Likes
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I was nicknamed Skeeter in Little League because I was small and fast, like a mosquito flying across the outfield.
Skeet Ulrich
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I have the attention span of a mosquito from multitasking and all the things that have affected my poor little brain.
Ian Somerhalder
6 Likes
Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.
Christie Todd Whitman
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Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death. My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath. Oh god please won't you help me make it through.
Alice In Chains
3 Likes
Finding true love is like finding the mosquito that bit you.
Unknown
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