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Funny Mouth Day Quotes & Sayings
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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
Unknown
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Americans are like Pac Man. We just eat our way through the day. There's always something going into the mouth.
Diane Lane
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I wish my mouth worked as well as my mouth. I can type like a dream, but I can't speak to save my life.
Danny Worsnop
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It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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You better mind your business man, watch your mouth. Before I have to knock that loud mouth out.
Jason Aldean
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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With my mask, I controlled all of the mouth movements with my own mouth.
Peter Mayhew
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Peter has the biggest mouth, so it goes to be a mouth contest.
Josh Silver
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Jesus had clarified that it was not what goes into the mouth that defiles but what comes out of the mouth.
John Bevere
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you can run your little mouth all day but the hand of God just smacked you back into yesterday.
Godsmack
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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Dominique Young Unique
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.
Robert D Dangoor
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