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Funny Mouth Day Quotes & Sayings
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
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Television is funny, isn't it? It can erase all your mistakes, or hold them against you. Dan: It doesn't erase anything. You didn't make a mistake. Remember that.
Mouth McFadden
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The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.
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He was oppressed and He was afflicted, yet He opened not His mouth; He was led as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before its shearers is silent, so He opened not His mouth
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A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked (Proverbs 10:11).
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Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I'm like Pavlov's dog. My mouth starts watering immediately, like, 'Man, that is so good,' but I can't take a bite of it.
Morgan Spurlock
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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It doesn't need to be Boss's Day for me to pretend I respect you.
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
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I hope your Mother's Day is more pleasant than labor was.
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Happy Mother's Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Happy Father's Day from your little mistake...
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Happy Accidental Mother's Day.
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