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Funny Naughty For A Man Turning 50 Quotes & Sayings
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When the average man becomes thoroughly acquainted with himself, he ceases to wonder why has so few friends.
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.
William Shakespeare
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A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
William Shakespeare
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Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind grow torpid in old age.
Samuel Johnson
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In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.
William Mathews
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Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times.
Voltaire
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You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.
George Norman Douglas
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord Byron
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit
Bill Maher
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And I hope that five years and 10 years from now, I'll be a better man, a more mature man, a wiser man, a more humble man and a more spirited man to serve the good of my people and the good of humanity.
Louis Farrakhan
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.
Benjamin Franklin
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Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.
Joseph Joubert
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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