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Funny Naughty For A Man Turning 50 Quotes & Sayings
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A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
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Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it back, in a second flowering, at the age of 70 to 90.
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her s..ual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
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When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
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We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.
Mark Twain
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The media's power is frail. Without the people's support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.
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Turning 30 was when my parents both got cancer and were fighting it and beat it, but their mortality started to get to me. Everything wasn't as hunky-dory like it was.
Darren Aronofsky
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My bed's so cold, so lonely. No arms, just sheets to hold me. Has this world stop turning? Are we forever to be apart?
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
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People told meto slow my roll, I'm screamn out fu.. THAT. I'm a do just what I want looking forward no turning back!
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It was in our power to cause the Arab governments to renounce the policy of strength toward Israel by turning it into a demonstration of weakness.
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At 56; he re-evaluates, Possibly regretting some decisions that he's made. Black is turning grey patches of his age.
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