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Funny Naughty For A Man Turning 50 Quotes & Sayings
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The media's power is frail. Without the people's support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.
Corazon Aquino
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Overall the year so far has been life changing eye opening and a turning point! So blessed with all the love and encouragement you'll give me!
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
Adam Carolla
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We measure our days out in steps of uncertainty not turning to see how far we've come. And peer down the highway from here to eternity and reach out for love on the run.
Al Stewart
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Nothings forever. Live right now. No regrets. No turning back. Fall in love with your future. All we have is yourself. No ones holding your hand.
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I fell for you, you caught me. Please be reminded that theres no turning back now, youre mine from all these coming years.
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How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we might go and meet their ideal cousins.
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Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
Weird Al Yankovic
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When I turned 50, I said to myself, well, if this is what it's like turning 50, I can't wait to turn 60 because I still felt very, very mentally and physically good, outside my back surgery.
Greg Norman
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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton
Chic Murray
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
James Matthew Barrie
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Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
William Shakespeare
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Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will mend, this is every day getting worse.
George James
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