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Funny New Years Resoulution Quotes & Sayings
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
Unknown
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.
Brad Paisley
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I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
Unknown
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Some say that now that 50 years have passed, we would like another 50 more years to celebrate once again; that means it will be 100 years. After one hundred years, I will be 118 years old.
Bhumibol Adulyadej
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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Happy 10th Anniversary!10 years of togetherness, 10 years of happiness, 10 years of making dreams come true, 10 years of sharing, 10 years of trust, 10 beautiful years. Happy Anniversary.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
Max Wright
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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Isn't it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach, even though you have known the person for years.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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