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Funny Nightmare Joke Quotes & Sayings
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So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.
Dan Humphrey
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I'm a muuufu..in beast, see me in ya sleep. Nightmare on any street, swear I will work any beat.
Ace Hood
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I was 14 when I started modeling. At the end of that first day my mum said, If you want to do this, you're on your own because I'm not traipsing around London ever again like that. It's a nightmare.
Kate Moss
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My only nightmare is waking up in a world were you're not mine.
Frank Ocean
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These bi...es don't know about my hating. Living someones dream? enduring my own nightmare for sure.
Joel Zimmerman
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You should have known the price of evil and it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah Ooh, it's your fu..in' nightmare.
Avenged Sevenfold
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Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.
Florence King
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I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.
Lisa Marie Presley
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People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.
Jo Brand
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They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare. Because getting what you want always come with strings attached.
Gossip Girl
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Im big willie, no bike gear. I told you bi...es last year Im a rap bi... nightmare.
Nicki Minaj
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Think of your worst nightmare and never waking up from that. That would be the rest of your life married to this man. It would all be about him and not you. Valentine's Day would be a celebration of him.
Ryan Seacrest
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I couldn't walk down any street in Britain without being laughed at. It was a nightmare. My children were devastated because their dad was a figure of ridicule.
David Icke
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Bosnia is under my skin. It's the place you cannot leave behind. I was obsessed by the nightmare of it all; there was this sense of guilt, and an anger that has become something much deeper over these last years.
Paddy Ashdown
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As lawmakers, we must assure the people of America that our nation will not experience the nightmare of the 2000 presidential election.
Eddie Bernice Johnson
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Villains used to always die in the end. Even the monsters. Frankenstein, Dracula, you'd kill them with a stake. Now the nightmare guy comes back.
Benicio Del Toro
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Now, Tim has been really, really busy, and it's been my job now to kind of deal with everything. And trying to figure out how we balance that, logistically it's a nightmare. But these little jobs make it much easier.
Susan Sarandon
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I see the player piano as the grandfather of the computer, the ancestor of the entire nightmare we live in, the birth of the binary world where there is no option other than yes or no and where there is no refuge.
William Gaddis
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I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like, 'Guys, don't take them away!' I'm getting issues about it, I think.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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