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Funny Nightmare Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'm so ashamed, man. I light a L for Vernon. For ni...s who would burn in Hell. For Vernon; 10th Street, 12th Street, Nightmare on Elm Street. pi.ps creep, delve deep inside the editorials. Of the ghetto queens, kings, stories true. Who possesses the testicular fortitude. To blow away myths that's a hindrance to all of you.
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I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
Peter Krause
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Do not cry, because we are destiny, because we are everything that can be above this world. And now, the angel of my life, please let me fly so that I can fulfill the vanity of this world, of this dream, of this nightmare that eternally took you from me. I didn't thought you will come now at this age and time of this Illusion of Life, but between these bars I tell you how much I love you and do not ever doubt me. I will be yours in every moment of this life, which I give to you.
Sorin Cerin
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I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dir.. joke and leaving out the punch line.
Roman Polanski
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I can't seem to filter myself ever. I used to say when I first started, the unspoken rule was 'no cancer, no AIDS.' But then I started going to hospices and I found that when people are in those kinds of dire situations, they want to hear the joke that is too far,
Kathy Griffin
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Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?
Nicki Minaj
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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People always joke that dog spells god backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.
Linda Blair
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There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything to hurt or enhance the unconditional natural beauty of an animal. It was a joke.
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Happiness starts with, one word. One joke. One text. One phone call. One song. One hug. One kiss. And stops with one mistake.
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A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today.
Giuliana Rancic
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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