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Funny Nursing Jokess Quotes & Sayings
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Gerhard Kocher
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Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursing, medicine, teaching and law, with crushing debt burdens.
Jon Porter
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
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Most Americans have some experience with nursing homes or other long term care settings, and nearly half have had a family member or close friend in a home in the past three years.
Michael Burgess
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I was referred to her by a guardian in northern Wilmington, a guy who handles people that are moving into nursing homes. They leave all their stuff there, and we have to empty the houses out. She provides a great service.
Richard Harris
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I'm bored, I think I'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nearest nursing home and wave at the old folks.
Unknown
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The deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they're gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you're going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.
Alice Munro
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Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it 'from Santa.'
Unknown
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A soldier of the Legion lay dying in Algiers, There was a lack of woman's nursing, there was dearth of woman's tears; But a comrade stood beside him, while his lifeblood ebbed away
Caroline Norton
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It is common for rural hospitals and nursing homes to operate as a single unit in order to take advantage of savings related to cost-sharing of some services and staff.
Rick Renzi
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Every Nurse is Angel with a Key for Healthy Community! All in Caring for Patients is part of Nursing Soul!
Aleksandar Radenovic
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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The physician should not treat the disease but the patient who is suffering from it.
Maimonides
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Delaware State began as a school bent on service - teaching education, social services and nursing.
Michael N Castle
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Nursing encompasses an art, a humanistic orientation, a feeling for the value of the individual, and an intuitive sense of ethics, and of the appropriateness of action taken.
Myrtle Aydelotte
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Nurses serve their patients in the most important capacities. We know that they serve as our first lines of communication when something goes wrong or when we are concerned about health.
Lois Capps
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The Medicaid system currently steers people toward nursing home care. Far more people can be covered in community-based care programs for significantly less.
Edward G Rendell
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