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Funny Nut Quotes & Sayings
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I was a nut for Dostoevsky. You can tell a lot from what people read between those ages. My brother was a Steinbeck freak and now he lives in a little village in New Hampshire and he's a baker.
Vincent Kartheiser
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I hope that pu... warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this d..k and swallow that nut and call it pe..s colada.
Lil Wayne
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I'd retired for about six or seven years. Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort of not quite a has-been, and it wasn't a new career, it was just kind of difficult to crack the nut, so to speak.
Julie London
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Go 'head girl, shake that butt. Make me freakin' bust a nut. Crank that music, let's get wasted, super uhn!
Blood On The Dance Floor
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Had a white bi... like No Doubt. Busting nut's for four hours I'm on the jet getting drugged out. Jordan face, her tongue out. I'm throwing money like paper routes.
Tyga
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Unknown
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern
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I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana
Dizzee Rascal
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Nut on her lips and in her a.. thats a creampie. Oh my God creampie.
Lil B
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on the downlow for her ni... she a nasty bi.... I tell her touch it she gonna try and grab the d..k. I bust a nut it's soft, she get it back hard, the police kick in the door she take the charge.
BG
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We used to play in a theater club in London called The King's Head. When the theater let nut, around 10:00 P.M., we'd be ready to go and really get it on for about an hour or so.
Mark Knopfler
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I spent as little time as I possibly could there. That's kinda what I was like in high school. I wasn't a big scholastic book nut. I think I liked self-guided studies. I was on correspondence for a while. I think taking my own cues.
Cory Monteith
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The bone in me never no ho, so no creepin up outta the ziplock. So sin, sip gin, and lil' mo heart run up, nut up.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a ni... nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fu.. 'til we dehydrated. I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby.
Lil Wayne
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I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!
Colin Farrell
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Having spent a number of my younger years with trade-union parents attending NUT annual conferences, I feel comfortable with an agenda in my hand and a procedural format for debate.
Saffron Burrows
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Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Rosa Parks
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