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Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you grapple with your s..uality and endlessly question the dogma of your traditional values.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!
Joshua Slocum
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent .... imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
Penn Jillette
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Come on you beezy lets do some grown shit. Put on a tight thong too small that don't fit. When I'm on the thizz I'm a fool. I don't quit Unborn kids, nut I own shit.
Mac Dre
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Im Thinkin Money Every Moment Thinkin Money I Bust A Nut, Then I'm Back To Thinkin Money My Wrist Froze My Mind Blow I'm Off Slow. My Eyes Closed You Gotta Judge A Man By His Principles Teflon Don, I Am Invincible.
Rick Ross
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I burn big everyday, nothing but the b..., I dont cuddle, as soon as I get the ... I'm gone, Im in a class all by myself, I'll whoop ya a.. all by myself, I got white gold, rose gold, yellow gold, platinum, Young h..., old h..., yellow ones and black ones.
Lloyd Banks
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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