TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Nut" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Clever
Funny Facebook Status
Movies
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Clothes
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Punchline
Food
Drunk Driving
Motorcycle
Dating
Humor
Show more
Silly
Witty
Ideals
Attitude
Choice
Courage
Purpose
Integrity
Individuality
Life
Choices
Traditional Values
Clothes
Funny Workout
Funny Lazy
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Fitness Jokes
Facebook
Short
Jokes
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
QUOTES
In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.
J M Synge
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut.
Art Garfunkel
0 Likes
I was worried about being the nut that ruined 40 years of Bond history.
Rick Yune
0 Likes
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeo
0 Likes
Food quotes
nut up and flipped in, than slipped the clip in, mistakin' the bloody victims.
Bizzy Bone
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
You can eliminate, for example, a Brazil nut gene if you know that it will create an allergenic effect.
Jeremy Rifkin
1 Likes
Almost missed my flight, tryna give my last girl a nut, all right? She be down for whatever, whenever I wanna get up in the guts, all right?
J Cole
9 Likes
Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
Insane Clown Posse
7 Likes
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.
David Icke
4 Likes
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the choice.
Philip DeFranco
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
In a good play every speech should be as fully flavoured as a nut or apple.
John Millington Synge
0 Likes
Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink.
Ike Turner
9 Likes
I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome. Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from.
A Tribe Called Quest
11 Likes
Every time I see a story on the dangers of bad eating habits, I become a health nut for a few hours until I calm down.
Unknown
0 Likes
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
38 Likes
Drunk Driving quotes
Sponsored Links
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
Insane Clown Posse
13 Likes
I'm quick to nut in somethin'. I know you clowns trippin' out. 'Til you find out it's yo bi... mouf Im talkin' bout.
Webbie
88 Likes
Bust a nut on her stomach wash my d..k in tha sink then buy a 40 at the sto from da goddamn chink.
Pimp C
43 Likes
Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild.
Nicolas Cage
3 Likes
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fu..in coward, tremblin like a nervous wreck. Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check.
DJ Quik
3 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 28
Birthday
Blessing In Disguise
Confession
Death And Dying
Deception
Deep Love
Delusion
Disillusionment
Falsehood
Feeling Lonely
Fitness
Generations
I Love You So Much
Proverbs
Single Mom
Traitor
Valentines Day
War
Wishes
Writing
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™