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Funny Office Hours Quotes & Sayings
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
Unknown
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You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
Alex Van Halen
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I went to work in an office and learned, among other lessons, to do things I did not care for, and to do them well. Before I left this office, two of my books had already been published.
Sigrid Undset
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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
William J Clinton
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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best
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I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.
Unknown
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So if you go to jail for contempt, is that considered billable hours?
Unknown
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
Unknown
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
Rand Paul
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
WCFields
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Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter.
Unknown
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.
Unknown
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