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Funny Pee Your Pantsro Quotes & Sayings
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If I had my career to play over, one thing I'd do differently is swing more. Those 1,200 walks I got, nobody remembers them.
Pee Wee Reese
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Ran into a couple of bears on our last backpacking trip in the Sierra's. I'm surprised I didn't pee in my pants!
Unknown
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I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf!
Frankie Muniz
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Being Captain of the Dodgers meant representing an organization committed to winning and trying to keep it going. We could have won every year if the breaks had gone right.
Pee Wee Reese
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.
Pee Wee Reese
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
Gary Smith
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Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up in the majors for a while. I guess it was because I was just such a helluva nice kid - if you'll accept that.
Pee Wee Reese
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I was not a big drug person. I couldn't smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn't tell if I had to pee or I was really cold, so I just didn't enjoy it.
Pamela Anderson
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You bordo like Enrique, Im toupee, Im three-pee. Im looking like Imma sweep stakes but I treat ya girl like a cheap skate. Cause I need a crib, a big estate.
Big Sean
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.
Snooki
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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I used to tell Jackie (Robinson) sometimes when they were throwing at him, 'Jackie, they aren't throwing at you because you are black. They are throwing at you because they don't like you.
Pee Wee Reese
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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