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Funny Player Quotes & Sayings
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The only thing I believe is this: A player does not have to like a manager and he does not have to respect a manager. All he has to do is obey the rules.
Sparky Anderson
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I manage a team, for beach soccer. I'm the coach. Player, coach.
Eric Cantona
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I don't want a player that's content with not playing... But we wanted to play the guys that got us here.
Don Shula
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Baseball player. Yeah, that was my dream before acting, or alongside acting.
Shemar Moore
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How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?
Davey Havok
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
Unknown
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player.
John Wooden
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Trade a player a year too early rather than a year too late.
Branch Rickey
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To say to the painter that Nature is to be taken as she is, is to say to the player that he may sit on the piano
James Whistler
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I ain't a player, but I love a lot. She loves me, she loves me not.
Lil Wayne
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And I've played piano since I was little, so I was originally the piano player in the band.
Caroline Corr
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I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
Tiger Woods
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Benny Goodman was one of the big influences as a clarinet player. That's why I wanted the clarinet.
Lee Konitz
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