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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
Unknown
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you make it everyones business.
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
Chic Murray
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
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The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.
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I went to work in an office and learned, among other lessons, to do things I did not care for, and to do them well. Before I left this office, two of my books had already been published.
Sigrid Undset
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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
William J Clinton
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You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
Alex Van Halen
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I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
Rand Paul
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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