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Funny Red Wine Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now
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The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.
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Just...bubble it, do the bubbling, do the bubbling. Start to wine and roll it, take a wine now, just...your belly What? Give him the wash man wine.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
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For in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.
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Yea, only sipping red champaign, white-T, red hat, red bandanna.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Hand on my wood, same thang on my dash. Got the pop trunk glowing, lights say I'm having cash. I'm rolling on glass, paint dripping red wine. Big grill with a woman, the fifth wheel on behind.
Killa Kyleon
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Red is one of the strongest colors, it's blood, it has a power with the eye. That's why traffic lights are red I guess, and stop signs as well... In fact I use red in all of my paintings.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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