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Funny Ronald Mcdonald Quotes & Sayings
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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
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Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
Ronald Knox
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald's.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.
Ronald Reagan
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My father when he saw something wrong, it didn't matter if it was 3 in the morning, 'Lisa-Raina-Ronald! Lisa-Raina-Ronald! Get down here NOW!' We jump out the bed and run downstairs and he'd make us line up like this.
Lisa Left Eye
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.
Kevin McDonald
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Why can't all healthy food taste like McDonald's...
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Yeah, McDonald's? That's my supplement.
Chad Ochocinco
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I would also would have liked the part of the Bus Driver.
Kevin McDonald
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We never thought the first movie would bomb.
Kevin McDonald
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You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.
Kevin McDonald
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We're doing 3000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1000.
Kevin McDonald
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I try to stay away from McDonald's I find it gives me more zits then anyone else.
Kings Of Leon
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I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.
William J Clinton
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We always thought that we'd go on from the show to have a career in movies.
Kevin McDonald
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Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall.
Kevin McDonald
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