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Funny Roses Quotes & Sayings
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
Sabrina Matthews
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Our presidential candidates are morons America is doomed
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A person who gathers roses will not escape being scratched by thorns. The positive things in life also have negative aspects. Keep your focus on the beautiful roses of the world, and the thorns will seem trivial and inconsequential.
Rav Pleskin
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Everything's coming up roses - for me.
Ethel Merman
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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A revolution is not a bed of roses.
Fidel Castro
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Have you seen the roses? There's a whole lot of colours.
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One may live without bread, not without roses.
Jean Richepin
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Treaties, you see, are like girls and roses; they last while they last.
Charles De Gaulle
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You gave me roses and I left them there to die.
Taylor Swift
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Truths and roses have thorns about them.
Henry David Thoreau
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They are not long, the days of wine and roses.
Ernest Dowson
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Roses are red, I have a phone, No one to text, Forever alone.
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I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Emma Goldman
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The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses.
Ovid
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Rock 'n' Roll, no roses or gardening.
Tina Charles
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We are real. We are not glam shit or anything else. We are Guns N Roses.
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