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Funny Roses Quotes & Sayings
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This is rather different from the receptions I used to get fifty years ago. They threw things at me then but they were not roses.
Susan B Anthony
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Roses are red violets are blue, you treated me like shit, and guess what? I'm leaving you.
Unknown
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Dear hacker. Roses are red. Violets are Blue. thats the color of your face, when I'm done with you.
Unknown
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We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting.
Charles Bukowski
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Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses.
Unknown
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Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play.
Johnny Mercer
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I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.
Jonah Hill
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If the power goes out, business stops... whether you sell roses or you're a big manufacturer.
Eric Johnston
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If I had a rose 4 every time I thought of u, I'd b picking roses for a lifetime.
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As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
Unknown
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The biggest tragedy in life is not letting someone know how you feel about them before it's too last...Give them roses while they can smell them.
Unknown
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Roses are red, I have a phone; nobody texts me, I am alone.
Unknown
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As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan
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My lady's presence makes the roses red, because to see her lips they blush for shame.
Henry Constable
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I don't know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all the roses.
E E Cummings
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roses are red, violets are blue, so glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!
Unknown
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
H L Mencken
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The worker must have bread, but she must have roses, too. Help, you women of privilege, give her the ballot to fight with.
Rose Schneiderman
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A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
Jean Cocteau
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