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Funny Salaryfunny Salary Quotes & Sayings
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Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I got a dream that's worth more then my reality. And pride that's worth more then a salary.
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The players wanted more money, higher salary caps and they didn't have that family relationship we felt with the players. Mentally, the players were more businesslike.
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But in the meantime I became accustomed to the writing life and it would be hard to change now - partly because of the salary cut if I went to my other love, teaching; and partly because I still have stories to tell, even though it isn't all that fun doing the work anymore.
Orson Scott Card
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I was editing Canadian Literature. I didn't want to let Canadian Literature go, so they reached a nice compromise by which I received half a professor's salary.
George Woodcock
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Hip-hop's dead yeah that's what Nas said to me. I guess that's hip-hop heads on salary.
Wale
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Both class and race survive education, and neither should. What is education then? If it doesn't help a human being to recognize that humanity is humanity, what is it for? So you can make a bigger salary than other people?
Beah Richards
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. s..: hell yeah, ni...! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash! -Loc Dog
Dont Be A Menace
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Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. s..: hell yeah, ni...! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash! -Loc Dog
Dont Be A Menace
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Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. s..: hell yeah, ni...! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash! -Loc Dog
Don't Be A Menace
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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The camera fails to capture the 'business' in show business! We typically will give 10 percent of our salary to the agent, 10 percent to the manager, and 5 percent to the lawyer, plus the publicist gets a flat fee, which needs to be budgeted for.
Danica McKellar
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You want to balance the budget in this country? We change the salary structure for Congress and the President. Every year they don't balance the budget, we don't pay them.
Daniel Keys Moran
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I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games.
Dizzy Dean
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