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Funny Salesman Quotes & Sayings
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
Hussein Nishah
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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
Jarod Kintz
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde
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The good lawyer is the great salesman.
Janet Reno
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It's not rebellion when you're selling out to an out of fashion salesman
Framing Hanley
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Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
Bela Lugosi
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We have a product for sale called news, and I'm a salesman.
Shepard Smith
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The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
Oscar Wilde
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Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman.
Herb Ritts
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I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.
David Hyde Pierce
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No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.
Matthew Lesko
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Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
Jerry Lawler
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We need to stop being salesman and start being truth tellers. Then let the chips fall where they may
Donald Miller
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The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman.
James Cash Penney
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I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I can sell anything.
Brian Eno
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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Being a salesman and an actor were not that dissimilar: It is a good lesson in covering up your feelings. No one wants to buy from someone who looks depressed.
Dougray Scott
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