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Funny Schhol 1st Day Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Making me doubt myself was your 1st mistake. Underestimating me will be your last.
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My family means everything to me & will always be 1st, no matter what I will be here for better or worse.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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the big bang made the foundations for the 1st atoms
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