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No man surely has so short a memory as the American.
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Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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