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Funny Sleep Walk Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
Unknown
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for mastur.......
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on.
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Dreams are not seen when you sleep. Dreams are those that don't let you sleep.
Thexy Odette
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I know that having Mason sleep in my bed might be a controversial topic. But I have to be honest, I just love that time. I especially love how when you sleep with your baby, you breathe together on the same pattern. Ive been able to bond with Mason so much more. Even if Ive had a busy day, I always look forward to every night and us spending time together when we sleep.
Kourtney Kardashian
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Why would I lose sleep when I really need valuable sleep just to recuperate and come back and do my job?
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What's worse than crying yourself to sleep is knowing that you have no other choice but to sleep with a heavy heart.
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You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep... -Louis Tomlinson
One Direction
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Before I go to sleep, I start imagining things that I would like to happen.
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If you cant sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. Its the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
Dale Carnegie
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When you used to sleep with all of your stuffed animals as a child so none of them would be jealous!
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I love sleep, but I hate going to bed early.
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We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak and we will never rest, 'til we're all fu..ing dead
Bring Me The Horizon
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Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody"
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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Why the hell is my bed so uncomfortable when I'm trying to go to sleep, but comfy when I have to wake up?
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