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Funny Sloppy Secondsuage Quotes & Sayings
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She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
ZZ Top
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Who cares who's better, better looking or smarter. No one is no ones sloppy seconds. You WILL eventually marry someone's 'ex' at one point.
Unknown
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Yeah you know that thing is super-wet...call it sloppy Joe.
Young Jeezy
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I'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.
Unknown
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Looking back on the memories that we've both had together makes me cringe. Now you're doing it with her? Shame on her for taking sloppy seconds.
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She make it hard to copy always tight and never sloppy and got her entourage and her own paparazzi.
Baby Bash
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I just got a whole brick from Papi. About to hit the stove, get it popping. None of my ni...s moving sloppy.
French Montana
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There is nothing more unattractive than a sloppy, ghetto, drunk. Get it together ladies!! Sip, swerve, dance & look cute.
Unknown
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Nobody likes sloppy seconds or terrible thirds.. But filthy fourths are completely acceptable
Unknown
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High as fu.., sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.
Wiz Khalifa
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I'm not gonna be a backup girl, I'm not option 2, And...I'm not sloppy seconds
Unknown
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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I don't think I could have ever had a career as a pianist because I never ever wanted to play the notes the way they were written, I was too sloppy to learn them quite right.
Jerry Hunt
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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I don't like the term 'sloppy seconds' this is high school, if you're mad at someone who's dating someone who you dated, you're immature.
Unknown
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Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it's smart to notice. But what's squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards.
Jane Bryant Quinn
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Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.
Dorothy L Sayers
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Females: You should never be okay with being the other woman. Especially if you he has a girlfriend. Its not cool to have sloppy 2nds.
Unknown
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It's not your sloppy seconds. Relationships are like a football game, it doesn't matter who scores first, it's all about who wins the game.
Unknown
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Bob summed it up best when he was on his knees at the end of the night saying, 'Don't trust in Guided By Voices.' You were there; was the show awful or something? I know it was sloppy, but they're not really that tight anyway, but was it embarrassing, was it sad?
Kim Deal
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