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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
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Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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