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Funny Soberbirthday My Son Quotes & Sayings
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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If I know that I shall be as an angel, and more; if I shall behold all God has made; if he shall own me for his son and exalt me to honor in his presence, I shall not fear to die, nor shall I dread the grave where Christ once lay.
Matthew Simpson
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Rather than have it the principal thing in my son's mind, I would gladly have him think that the sun went round the earth, and that the stars were so many spangles set in the bright blue firmament.
Thomas Arnold
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My proudest moment was when I gave birth to my son...I always say Max is my greatest song. Its difficult to choose an idol. There are so many strong and powerful women and I really look up to all of them.
Christina Aguilera
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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The old sergeant from headquarters treats me like a son and takes the greatest pride in whatever I do or write. He regularly assigns me now to certain doors, and I always obey orders like the little gentleman that I am
Richard H Davis
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I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.
Jill Clayburgh
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I changed my mind because of a scene between Howard Cunningham and Richie. The father-son situation was written so movingly, I fell in love with the project.
Tom Bosley
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When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
Ang Lee
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My son is someone who wants to be a writer. My sons been writing for a long time, since he was 14, and hes a published poet. I would like to think that could be a medium that could be used to express some of that dissent that weve spoken of.
Laurence Fishburne
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Despise not yourselves, ye women; the Son of God was born of a woman.
Saint Augustine
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Yeah Cole World, make way for the chosen one. Aint nobody else Id rather be, not even Oprahs son.
J Cole
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Being on the cover of a magazine with my son is the best thing ever. It took me 18 years to get my first cover, he gets one at 8 months.
Cindy Margolis
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And she said, Who would have said unto Abraham, that Sarah should have given children suck? for I have born him a son in his old age.
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If you having heat problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, sunburn aint one.
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I feel, you know, empowered because I gave life. I have a son now. I feel like I'm stronger.
Tia Mowry
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We have defeated Jim Crow, but now we have to deal with his son, James Crow Jr., esquire.
Al Sharpton
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Discipline your son, and he will give you peace; he will bring delight to your soul
Bible
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Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bi...! - Butt-Head
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