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Funny Status For Instagram Quotes & Sayings
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.'
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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