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Funny Stautus To Put On Face Quotes & Sayings
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I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up, that's immediate approval.
Paula Deen
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Sometimes when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his face.
Mikhail Gorbachev
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Taking it one day at a time...looks can be deceiving, I can smile all day put on a brave face but I can also breakdown and question what if...
Unknown
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Dont start with yo shit, I put you back in yo place. She tells me 'I bet you won't, you won't say that to my face.'
Drake
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never was that; I'll never be that. That is part of the business that I don't like. Maybe that will always keep me an outsider, I don't know. But that's fine.
Chloe Sevigny
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So the thing that's beautiful about the Rolleiflex is that I open the camera up from the top and put my face in and that the camera's all about composition and all about light.
Matthew Modine
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Acting is a sense of wonder and magic and mystery for me and when life takes me on a new journey, I simply remember the smile my first ballet recital put on my face and I move forward.
Andrea Thompson
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Soon as I hit the club look at them ho.. face, put the pedal once make the floor shake, suede inside, engine roaring its the big boy you know what I pay for it
Wiz Khalifa
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I ran into my ex the other day.put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!
Unknown
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I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.
Judd Apatow
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I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. Somebody said to me not too long ago, 'Until you're twenty, you have the face you are born with, and after that you have the face you deserve', and I really loved that - the idea that you wear who you are on your face.
Jennifer Lopez
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Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
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Christian heels take u straight to hell. Put her on a magazine bet her face will sell. If she under 18 take you straight to jail. They comin' after mr. h as well, so exhale.
Ryan Leslie
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Let's face facts, this is visual medium, there's a very high premium put on people who are good-looking. But the minute you rely on that you get yourself in trouble. You certainly don't make a career out of that anymore as an actor.
Alec Baldwin
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Let's face facts, this is visual medium, there's a very high premium put on people who are good-looking. But the minute you rely on that you get yourself in trouble. You certainly don't make a career out of that anymore as an actor.
Alec Baldwin
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Bloodshed, I painted the town red. People fled as I put a dread's head to bed. That mean's dead, in other words deceased. Face got erased, bullets got released.
Kool G Rap
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