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Funny Take A Seat Quotes & Sayings
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Ejector seat, you're joking.
James Bond
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Judging people like you're so innocent, have a seat...
Unknown
2 Likes
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
Evel Knievel
7 Likes
He's sitting in the catbird seat.
Red Barber
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Superman don't need no seat belt.
Muhammad Ali
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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A new chair may look better, but the old one has already been molded to fit your seat.
Unknown
21 Likes
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Its 2013, your still mad about interracial relationships? Please take a seat.
Unknown
5 Likes
I hope to die in the saddle seat.
Albert Ellis
3 Likes
Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man
Scary Movie
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Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
Rebecca Black
1 Likes
I got that gun under my seat so don't agitate me. In the blink of an E-Y-E, you would become a memory.
Z-Ro
37 Likes
It is not the Head but the Heart that is the Seat of Atheism.
Mary Astell
0 Likes
The metropolis has always been the seat of the money economy.
Georg Simmel
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You sure look good, sittin' in my right seat. Buckle up, I'll take you through the five speeds.
Alan Jackson
8 Likes
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I saw Redeye, and I love being scared and on the edge of my seat.
Maria Menounos
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I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.
Red Grooms
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I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
Bert Kalmar
3 Likes
Folks, I've had the best seat in the house. Thanks for sharing it, I'll see you down the road.
Brent Musburger
1 Likes
You keep me on the edge of my seat, I bite my tongue so you don't hear me.
Unknown
1 Likes
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