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Funny Take A Seat Quotes & Sayings
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My top off, my seat back, yo bi... is in my ear saying she need that. I'm ballin, she see that, and she tell us both she loves us only one of us believe that.
Nipsey Hussle
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Kim Kardashian sat down across from me and her butt takes up a seat and a half. In a very good way.
Josh Hutcherson
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Eating from the butcher's slab becoming what they meet. Restrained and roasted while they gorge strapped into the seat.
Angelspit
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To give up your seat in a car to a woman, and tread on your neighbor's foot to get even.
Elbert Hubbard
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
Neil Simon
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When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.
Chinua Achebe
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
Blair Waldorf
34 Likes
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come.
William H McNeill
3 Likes
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Someone from the last flight left '50 Shades of Grey' in my seat. Gifts from heaven!
Laura Bell Bundy
7 Likes
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Sometimes when I hear criticism of my husband, I want to come out of my seat and clock somebody. But you learn to take a deep breath.
Ann Romney
2 Likes
The seat of knowledge is in the head; of wisdom, in the heart. We are sure to judge wrong, if we do not feel right.
William Hazlitt
1 Likes
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.
Stone Gossard
23 Likes
A Phantom Rolls Royce, 24's with the bump. I ain't trippin about the seat, I got them woofers in my trunk.
UGK
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I never sat down and mapped out this career of mine. I've always kind of flown by the seat of my pants.
Eliza Dushku
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Cant knock me down because you've already knocked me dead, I'd meet you in the middle of Chevy bench seat any day!
Unknown
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With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house.
Levon Helm
0 Likes
I have a really difficult time watching myself on film. I literally cower in my seat and cover my face.
Brooklyn Decker
1 Likes
Sometimes life is like being stuck in the middle-seat of an airplane, next to a ridiculously fat person and a crying baby.
Unknown
12 Likes
Severus. I was beginning to worry that you had lost your way. Come, we've saved you a seat. You bring news I trust?
Lord Voldemort
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