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Funny To Say To A Fifty Ye Quotes & Sayings
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You know it's never fifty-fifty in a marriage. It's always seventy-thirty, or sixty-forty. Someone falls in love first. Someone puts someone else up on a pedestal. Someone works very hard to keep things rolling smoothly; someone else sails along for the ride.
Jodi Picoult
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Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Henry Youngman
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison Keillor
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They be like 'Oh that Gucci, thats hella tight.' Im like 'Yo, thats fifty dollars for a t-shirt.' Limited edition, lets do some simple addition. Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, thats just some ignorant bi... shit.
Macklemore
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.
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Today, our economy is divided: fifty percent is the public economy and fifty percent is the private economy that includes small companies employing from 4 to 200 workers.
Ibrahim Rugova
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.
Babe Ruth
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I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.
Babe Ruth
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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s.. appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
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s.. appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
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Nick has Joe's haircut. Joe has Nick's curly hair. Now we can call them ''Joick Jonas and Joick Jonas'.' They're fifty-fifty.
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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, study, or read about...It is as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you.
Agatha Christie
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I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away. And what I thought was ten years away... it was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.
Bruce Sterling
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